#6 More Self-Evident Loves

I kept adding to that other list, but it was getting too long. So I decided to write another self-evident list. These are things I love that need no further explanation. I think anyone can tell why I love this stuff. If you can’t tell without explanation, you are probably too stupid to read and should go back to your cave.

Yard gnomes
Lumber companies
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Cults in Texas
Kenny G
Paper cuts
False teeth
Cavities
Tsunamis
Bad breath
Herpes
American Idol
Farts
Piano players
Cattle cannibalism
Rattlesnakes
Olestra
Bill Gates
Celery
Dead batteries
Traffic
Yapping dogs
Anal warts
Touchdown prayers

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